Dumped On Instant Messager letra

I just saw a girl get shot, wearing nothing but a bathtowel
I wasn't grossed out, i don't know if i was turned on
I'd pay 7.50 to see it again though
She would've spent 2 hours getting ready for whatever she was getting ready for, but she was best dressed for oblivion
Nobody to impress now

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